From the rugged, sheer mountains of Hoggistan to the vast expanses of the hot Joedonian plateau, Clanonia is an essential on your travel list. Since its formation, Clanonia has been the cultural, economic and political centre of Eurasia. It's renowned for the heart-warming hospitality that radiates from the locals. It's renowned for the unbreakable bonds that exist between its forefathers. It's renowned for its yum cuisine, the fresh morning dew that resides on the trees of the Foxenian woods and the rolling blankets of tropical foliage of Puerto Steveo. Most importantly, it's accessible by a delightfully short flight from anywhere in Europe. Visit www.FlyClanonian.cl for direct flights, or Lufthansa for a cheap flight with an extra stop in an elegant Deutsche hub.
Essential phrases for your travels in Clanonia:
- "Ko Koltatskas" (Kow colt-zats-kass): Hello
- "Sebręvdánya (Sheb-Rev-Dan-yer): Good tidings
- Amorasz gudvç ma kaks ti (a-more-hash-good-rich-mar-kaks-tea): love and cherish you
- Jak še masz (yak-see-mash): I love the Clan and adore all within it.