Political Analyst Raphaél Luwélosto examines the recent rift created between Clanonian brothers. With public services in turmoil, anarchy ruling the streets, and every knee-jerk publicist ranting about the imminent end of the Clan, it is hard to maintain a level head in these trying times. It was sunny on Tuesday, June 15 at 1:25PM as the Clanonian brothers parted ways for what it would become evidently clear, was the last time the four brothers would formally gather. KLANSKIGlobal was the first to report the historical seperation, with station head Anatoly Rejúna delivering a somber and distressing announcement, head in hands, that it seemed the Clanonian brothers had formally disengaged from one another.It became clear to most Clanonian nationals and attentive spectators all around the World, that the Clanonian brothers would no longer participate in continuous verbal contact. Since this pivotal moment, the Clanonian brothers have shared minimal information on the intent of their seperation - and whether it was infact a permanent disengagement. One of the only governmental figures to speak has been the primary advisor to the Charlynnberg Head Council, who stated, "The matter is still - still - it's, uhm, it's not (simple)." The advisor was clearly uneasy, beads of sweat rolling down their forehead and pooling above their greying, sparse eyebrows. The other governmental figure to speak has been the democratic leader of Hoggistan, Doge Nathogski Rashel-Huijin IV, who declared in his tense, arduous formal address, "We, as a people, are strong. We have seen famine - drought, we have seen foreign invaders march on our soil and declare that we no longer had our nationality. We have been annexed, and we have annexed back. It is clear that the formal bonds between Hoggistan and the faltering alliance of the USOFCOK governmental allegiance are no longer necessary." Rashel-Huijin took a moment to gather his breath and for his military-police forces to calm the riled crowds. "I do not agree with this statement. I have always looked for the best intentions of this nation, and I believed that retaining the union between Foxxinia, Joedonia, Gottorina, and of course, ourselves, would lead to a stronger nation and for a better future. My advisors believed differently, however, which is why I am stood before you today." Rashel-Huijin ruffled his papers, coughed meekly and returned his gaze to the neatly creased A4 that he held in front of him. "I wish to renounce my position as Democratic Leader of Hoggistan, and offer it to the next individual that the people of this nation and the skilled, capable advisors that it is so lucky to possess, deem to be worthy of the position." The crowd broke into raucous chants of mixed emotions, some crying with utter hopelessness and others slamming their fists into the air with vitriol, celebrating the decision. With anarchy captivating the streets and citizens seeking asylum in neighbouring, war-torn Syria, the question must be asked - why has this seperation occurred - and can it be fixed?
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Terror Rocks Capital"The ground just shook, and a metallic shriek and a creaking reverberated through the air- I later found out this was the sound of the explosion tearing through the girders and the roof supports. The man from the check-in desk ran to me, frantically shouting "čeva kotskos malistryáma, Ivo világ!" which means "it isn't safe here, we need to get to the baggage claim area!". I was dazed and perplexed as the chaos was so sudden and unexpected- one minute I was enjoying a yum croissant, the next? The walls were caving in!" This is the eyewitness account of Calvár Migdoyev, who was awaiting a Georgian Airlines flight when four explosions ripped through terminal 2A of Internazialé-Gottorinški-Aeropórte, killing 42 and injuring 450. Within minutes, units of the Klanški emergency services were on the scene as well as a plethora of news reporters- Clanonia could only watch on in horror and disgust as an icon of Liberty and leisure was left smouldering and decimated. Flights to and from the airport have been suspended.
Less than twenty minutes later, gunshots were reported on the busy Finanški street outside the USOFKOC building. These reports were later confirmed as emergency services arrived on the scene to find at least 23 dead. It's clear that this is a statement against our nation's enviable unity, pride and freedom. The Friend Group Revolutionary Militia (FGRM) have claimed responsibility, although these claims are still unconfirmed but they are the most likely perpetrators. The group also claimed responsibility for a string of car ramming and suicide attacks across the Gottorinan region, where they're the most active. It's clear their sole intention is to dismantle the bonds between us, something which no petty bomb or bullet could ever achieve. All major Klanški cities are in lockdown as of tonight. Sebręvdánya. South Korea has reported mass genocide committed in the streets of Seoul by mercenary forces allegedly under the influence of Hoggistanian Council Leader Nathanski Raskim-Abdullah Hoggenskaren IV. This would not be the first time the reportedly hostile leader has initiated his expanse into foreign territories as just five months ago, Hoggenskaren wiped Isla Decla from the map in a bloody and unforgiving battle. Though removing Isla Decla is often seen as a good deed, the bloodshed caused was with no doubt somewhat unnecessary. Steiphania Coelosti II, treasurer of the Hoggistanian council, claims that Nathanski Raskim-Abdullah Hoggenskaren IIV's actions are entirely justified if they are proven true.
"I do not see the issue with expanding ones property or land in a bid to better your nation - it is entirely within reason and law." One must wonder - at what point will Hoggistan lay down their arms and take their rightful place in the Clanonian Congress? It seems for some, the sword is mightier than the paper. The Hoggistanian Herald Anthropologists, archaeologists and historians have confirmed that the ancient text "Clanonian Joy" has been unearthed on the banks of the Friendship River, 4 miles outside of the Joedonian city of Yumskayev. The highly sought after scribe, which is the basis of the Joedonian regional anthem, has eluded history and anthropology enthusiastic for centuries. The search ended today as professors from the university of Oconnorov confirmed that a slab, etched with ancient Clanonian words dating back to 19 A.C., had been discovered in the Joedonian Plateau. Klanški: Cultziskas-Mondis, Archai undasz det Projievi serdanya sópi kelt ski numayev Klanški-Spatzl, polov. quavra mielás duma Yumskayev. De namwalz esknélep fulop Joedianski Himnusz regionalev, spratez culop det Projievi halav placezsi midenžaśopliv. Det hünten por de fretzás lop-maszkev vit org hov helmianški Basinász-Joedianski. Sebręvdánya. "It's thought that the poem was originally written by nobles and aristocrats, who made up the assembly of elite of Joedonia after the conquistadors occupied the land 25 years ago. Translated versions into modern-Klanški and English have been discovered in the past, but this is the orginial. The pure and original arrangement of ancient Clanononian words. The basis for the hymn that brings all patriotic Joedonians to their knees. In a nutshell, it's the really bloomin' deal."- Oleksis Brëivik- Sagdiyev, University of Yumskayev The topic of conservation turned more lighthearted today as Joe-Dalvmar-Szeltzáva and Nathan Abdullah al-Binam met at the Joedonian regional palace. They discussed the upcoming Clanonian arts festival (to take place in Gottotropolis) and shared laughs. However, their meal of Chicken Tikka Masala was described as average and mediocre by the two leaders. Nathan: "The chicken was too soft. It lost all structural integrity under the slightest pressure applied by the tongue. The rice was also too herby' At precisely 3:05PM CLT, the previously exiled leader of Wallasey, Charlinski-Kaputzin-Hall, and his chancellor Cameroniasz Lynntakipa, signed the Clandoxine Unifacation pact. Clanonian forces invaded neighbouring Syria and occupied the ethnically-Clanonian region of Al-Qatarim, and then granted the land to our newly initiated brethren. They christened the new land "Charlynnburg", which is a testimony to both of them, which in turn reflects the democratic and liberal attitude Clanonia is renowned for! This signifies the start of a new Clanonian age, in which we liberate areas who support our cause in a love-spreading barrage of conquest! SEBRĘVDÁNYA!
25 A.C. Ushered in with new Clanonian love pact5th October 2015 (25 A.C.): In a true display of Clanonian love and desire for advancements, the Clandoxine Unification Pact was introduced today, and was agreed to by the leaders of all five states and the two MOD's (minor overseas departments). The pact will put an end to all minor Clanonian hostilities, and will unify all under the new only official language: Clanonian. This will encourage all Clan members to come closer together under one unified Republic, whilst also allowing them to express their own cultural identities, which is what makes Clanonia such an intriguing and harmonious place!
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